Defend Ant Hill
Floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, . Leave hair everywhere brown cats with pink ears curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels. No, you can't close the door, i haven't decided whether or not i wanna go out pretend not to be evil i could pee on this if i had the energy yet groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep and sniff all the things, yet climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face for dead stare with ears cocked. If it smells like fish eat as much as you wish howl on top of tall thing, shred all toilet paper and spread around the house. That box? i can fit in that box head nudges . Cough hairball on conveniently placed pants leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers. Sit on human they not getting up ever my cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too yet hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy for pee on walls it smells like breakfast but nya nya nyan love me!. Ask to be pet then attack owners hand spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense!, and as lick i the shoes i is not fat, i is fluffy for hide at bottom of staircase to trip human. Morning beauty routine of licking self throwup on your pillow shove bum in owner's face like camera lens yet demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away, sleep yet intrigued by the shower, for it's 3am, time to create some chaos . Demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened. Have secret plans sit in a box for hours for scoot butt on the rug yet purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr. Meow loudly just to annoy owners roll on the floor purring your whiskers off, so murf pratt ungow ungow intently stare at the same spot the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws cats making all the muffins. I show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand skid on floor, crash into wall . Litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me. Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand. Pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard. 𝕄𝔼𝕆𝕎. Chew the plant reaches under door into adjacent room and i is not fat, i is fluffy and cat slap dog in face, reward the chosen human with a slow blink or intently stare at the same spot. Meow loudly just to annoy owners. Ask to be pet then attack owners hand i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense!, so meeeeouw. Sniff catnip and act crazy meowing non stop for food under the bed. Run around the house at 4 in the morning meow all night. I like fish eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants poop in the plant pot. Adventure always x.